Monday, 19 December 2016

First Ski and blatant lack of proof reading

The frazzle continues

After swearing that I wasn’t going to do anything on Tuesday night, I yet again found myself driving into Honjo to help another ALT acquire discount shinkansen tickets. Fortunately the lovely lady at the booth didn’t speak in Akita-ben so my duties as translator weren’t too trying.

My efforts were rewarded with a dinner of chili and rice and Christmas mince pies for dessert – I am beginning to envy all of the ALTs that are going home for Christmas – the thought of roasts and puddings is making my mouth water even as I type this.

My masterpiece
Wednesday at the primary school saw me confusing the 6th graders as until now they had known the number 30 as saati and 13 as saatiin and all of a sudden this gaijin comes in and starts throwing weird ‘th’ sounds at them…

After school I was invited to join the cooking club where we decorated cakes with icing, cream, fruit etc. The cooking teacher made cups of tea for us to enjoy with our cake so it was a nice chilled out finish to the day.


Friday 16th  December

Don’t ever joke about how long it will take you to get anywhere in Akita – it will come back and bite you. Friday saw a layer of white covering most of Konoura and large flakes of snow were falling as I walked to school. The snow continued throughout the day and so contrary to prior snow days – it was still white come home time. This meant that driving around Akita city to suss second hand ski gear took much longer than anticipated – may have muttered something about never driving in this stupid city ever again…
Ikawa park

It will however, take more than a little snow to discourage a bunch of gaijin from seeing the new Star Wars film at the movies.

Not overly keen on driving back late at night in the snow I crashed at Cari and Josh’s in the city and accompanied Cari to Isabel’s house the next day. With Bex in tow as well Isabel took us for a wander around her local park, where we marveled at the pristine white snow before running through it and destroying the peace. So many JETs (and teachers for that matter) have warned us about how miserable and cold winter here can be. Now I am aware that this barely the start of winter, and we should expect the temperature to drop another 10 degrees or so (we’ve had some lovely crisp days of 0 degrees so far) but I feel that, provided you have the right clothes and are prepared, winter can be amazing. Like life – it’s what you make it I guess.

Back to Cari and Josh’s for a dinner of curry udon followed by sake and then we all cringed a little as we set our alarms for 5.30am.


Sunday 18th December

The first ski run of the season.
Layered up and half asleep we loaded into the car and headed to Tazawako. As the weather wasn’t fantastic only one of the ski lifts was open. However once I got to the top of said lift – I saw the view that everyone has raved about. The ski area looked over lake Tazawa, surrounded by snow covered hills.
View from the top of the run (while it lasted)
The weather packed in after lunch and we went from a view of the lake, to barely being able to see 2m in

 front of us. After what we decided was the most disconcerting run of our lives Cari and I called it a day and we met the guys (Josh and Mengkin, both of whom were in the more advanced league of skiing) back at the lodge for lunch.
Face planting in the snow, losing your skis and falling over infront of everyone in the queue for the chair lift sure takes it out of you.

We descended on one of the local onsens to rest our weary bones in the spring water. The outdoor pools still had piles of snow around the place and some of the children were running around making mini snow men next to the baths.


After another fairly eventful weekend I am well and truly ready for school to be done for the year. One more week.

Thursday, 15 December 2016

The Invasion: take two

1000 Jizo
And all of a sudden everything starts happening at once and you realise that you have yet to plan the Christmas treasure hunt for the JHS, the Christmas party for elementary, the transport for your holiday or what you are going to do with your cousin and aunty when they arrive….and then there’s the blog which is now 4 days overdue….

The start of the week consisted of speaking tests for the second graders for which they had to memorise a 20 second speech in English. I was initially stationed in the corridor to grade their speeches. Sen-kun in particular had trouble memorising his, he walked up to my desk, took one breath before muttering ‘oh I’ve forgotten’ and seeing himself back into the class room. This occurred about four times before S-Sensei swapped places with me and I helped the kids fix up mistakes in the class room. I helped Sen-kun practice his speech a couple of times before he toddled back out again – and toddled back in the other door shortly after. Again, this was repeated 4 or 5 times before the kid finally remembered his speech (or until S-sensei took pity and gave him a pass for effort).

Motodaki
That night was another trip into Honjo for dinner at Adam’s house with Liam and Dave. Dinner consisted of soft shell tacos youtube videos.

Tuesday night was a rather posh dinner with the BOE for a combination welcome/Christmas party. And the following night was the end of year dinner for my Eikaiwa (English conversation) class.

This made the week fly past and before I knew it it was time to venture north to the airport to pick up Aunty Lorraine and Sarah.

The weather put on a ‘warm’ Akita welcome and they walked out of the terminal to piles of snow. The rice paddies gradually lost their fluffy white coat as we headed further south and by the time we got back to Konoura there was barely any speckled around.

Akata Giant Buddha
The Agenda for Friday was based in Honjo and consisted of the Akata Giant Buddha, 1000 Jizo statues, part of Kameda Castle, Sushi train, and a trip to the coffee shop. That evening we scrimmaged an assortment of food from the supermarket and sat around my coffee table drinking tea and making origami.


Saturday began with a trip to Motodaki waterfall in Kisakata, where Aunty Lorraine and Sarah were slightly disconcerted upon being met with ‘beware of bears’ signs. Next was Naso no Shirataki waterfall, followed by a visit to the 99 Islands and Kanman Temple.

I introduced the visitors to the glory that is the Lawson Oden which we ate back at my flat with a cup of tea before we headed out for a wander around Konoura. Our timing saw us standing on the hill behind the BOE watching as a mini bizzard flew through the small valley. With the icy wind cutting straight through our skinny jeans we decided to retreat back to the warmth of my flat to defrost before skyping the family back home. That night we drove back into Honjo for a dinner of Yakiniku.

Dewasanzan
Sunday was the day trip. For the first time since I have been here, I woke up to a blanket of white outside my window. The plan was to drive down into Yamagata prefecture and try to get up Mt Haguro of the Three Mountains of Dewa. As the other 2 mountains close during the winter due to snowfall I was not entirely convinced that I would be able to drive all the way up. Despite my doubts, my little Kei car did us proud and we made it. The powder was deep and light, and in some places, completely untouched. It was almost completely silent on the mountain as we walked through the trees to the courtyard in front of the temple. In all honesty this has probably been my favourite trip since I got here. I felt like being in a snow globe, or Narnia where time had thrown you back a couple of hundred years.

Pagoda
On our way down the mountain we stopped at the 5 tier pagoda for more relishing in the snow, a couple of Japanese lads asked if they could take a picture for us - cultural differences crashed into play when they beckoned for us to come closer and Aunty Lorraine and Sarah promptly turned around and walked in the opposite direction as they thought he was telling us to move back. Next stop - Tsuruoka city for a lunch of Soba.

Next it was out to the coast to visit the Kamo Jellyfish aquarium. After spending the morning surrounded by snow, we sat happily watching jellyfish illuminted with rainbow lights float around in lazy circles. The town of Kamo itself reminded us all of parts of wellington (we got to see quite a bit of it as avoiding the toll roads meant google maps sent us in in  quite the zigzag on our return to Akita.

Back to the Lawson in Kisakata to pick up some tea and then home for the night.

After having to brush snow off of my car for the first time (Sarah well and truly got her wish of seeing snow) we loaded the suitcases into the car and made our way north again. A leisurely paced morning saw us trot around Starbucks, some shops and the park before we hunted down some food and began the drive back to the airport.


It was really nice having Aunty Lorraine and Sarah in the flat to chat to and certainly made the car rides more enjoyable. The slight hint of melancholy that I felt on returning to the empty and quiet flat was brief, as my next visitor is just over a week away.

Naso falls

"Narnia"






Kamo Aquarium

Tuesday, 6 December 2016

The Invasion of Konoura

Monday 28th November

Budgeting in this country has been become substantially easier since I have figured out (or rather been shown how to) use my bank book. If my skim reading of my previous posts is incorrect and I have in fact rambled about this before – feel free to skip this next section.

Haiku poet Matsuo Basho - Kanmanji Temple
With a lack of internet banking (or anything that mildly resembles the 21st century) figuring out where all your money went the previous month can be a bit of a mission sometimes. To set up an automatic payment you must physically go into the bank and fill out a paper form (complete with about 4 hanko stamps, unless you wish to pay you’re your bills manually each month which requires wither a trip to the bank (which is not open outside of schools hours) or at a combini. Plane tickets purchased online can also be paid for at combinis if you aren’t in possession of a credit card so there are some silver linings to the whole debacle.

To get a rundown of your transactions to insert your bankbook into a slot at the ATM and it prints it all out for you (and is clever enough to turn the pages). It’s a huge relief when you realise that your phone bills have been being paid as you have received zilch contact/acknowledgement of payment since you set everything up in August…

With idea the deposits and withdrawals now all that is left to do is track down the mountain of receipts that you’ve hoarded for the last 30~31 days and try to remember how much that nomihoudai was that you didn’t get a receipt for.


Wednesday 30th November

Nearly a month after the safe return of the students that visited Oklahoma, a past exchange meeting was held to hear stories and see photos of what the 20 or so kids had gotten up to while over there. It was rather nostalgic seeing photos of the Golden gate bridge and Pier 39 (after we’d made it through the first 10 slides which went along the lines of ‘this is the students at the conference centre before they got on the bus. This is the students on the bus on the way to Akita Airport/at Akita airport/on the plane to Haneda/at Haneda/on the bus to Narita/at Narita/on the plane to San Francisco…it makes you realise what a big deal this is for some kids who have never left the country before). There was also an unfortunate slide where English pronunciation proved too similar and the resultant caption read as: Shawnee City Town Hole.


Thursday 1st December

It feels like just last week that I was haphazardly throwing up a November display for the English noticeboard. As December had finally rocked around my inner child could be unleashed. As I was putting up the display and had a few teachers stop to chat, I learnt very quickly that ‘Christmas in Summer’ means ‘Surfing Santa’. I even had one teacher that seemed confused and disappointed when he realised that I didn’t have a picture of Santa on a surfboard, I refrained from telling him that it was because it’s tacky and I don’t like it.

Probably similar to the way that a lot of westerners are under the impression that Japanese eat nothing but sushi, people here can be quite attached to stereotypes, and obsessed with seasons. As soon as autumn hits, it’s straight into the autumn wardrobe, regardless of the fact that the temperature on the 1st of September is exactly the same as that of the 31st August (ie. Stupid hot and humid), It’s into the long sleeves and tights. I made the foolish mistake of wearing short sleeves on the first day of winter – ignoring the fact that it was almost 10 degrees warmer than some of the weather we’d been having and it was nearly 24 degrees in the staff room. I received many a comment of ‘you’re wearing short sleeves!` and ‘Aren’t you cold?’ The dress code seems to revolve more around the season than the actual temperature, with no regard for how warm it is inside with the heaters going.


Friday 2nd December

Friday night saw a trip into Akita city planned. This took longer than expected to get under way as when Liam went to fill up his car, the flap to the fuel cap wouldn’t open. A trip to a garage later and we were heading back to swap the temporary car that they had lent him for mine, before racing back to the garage so that Liam could pick up his house key which was still attached to his car keys…

Mt. Chokai with a generous layer of snow
An hour later we were finally on our way to Akita city. The trip saw my pizza craving satisfied – an occurrence that will probably not be repeated too soon as I had forgotten how expensive pizzas are here. A large pizza from Pizza hut will cost you $30~$40 and a small around $20~$30. For a gourmet pizza at a restaurant I can understand that kind of pricing – for a chain takeaway joint, not so much.
We did catch a glimpse into the kitchen of the establishment and saw the enormous wall sized map of Akita city that the employees used to locate houses for deliveries (I would imagine that they’d now use GPS back home).

We then headed to an enormous 2nd hand goods warehouse that had everything from UFO machines to guitars, to weird anime porn…we may have ventured into the r18 section to have a nosey…My previous convictions that I had come to a bizarre country were heavily reinforced.


Saturday 3rd December

When I had finally caught up on all the crate day snapchat stories from home and managed to get myself into some clothes, I headed into Honjo to meet Cari and Liam for a coffee. Sitting inside the coffee shop amongst the tree and Christmas lights it felt very cosy looking out the window to see Chokai with a hearty layer of snow on it.

The gaijin (Cari, Liam, Andrew, Priscilla, Isabel, Bex) then descended on my humble abode to pile the futons and blankets into my lounge before we headed to Anmol for a curry dinner.

On our return it was all hands on deck to set up the nest of futons before we cracked the beers and had ‘Clueless’ going in the background. The ever-tardy Dave was greeted by a Smirnoff Ice in the genkan when he decided to grace us with his presence and we settled in for a round of Kings cup and ‘never have I ever’ before figuring out how an earth we were going to comfortably fit 8 sleeping bodies in my flat.


Sunday 4th December

There’s nothing like a morning trip to the seaside to blow the cobwebs away. We spent a while charging and cartwheeling around the beach at Konoura before making a run to the supermarket to pick up the required components of a pancake breakfast.

On one of the 99 islands
I can almost guarantee that that is probably the most gaijin that have ever been in my supermarket at one time. Three of my 2nd graders walked in as we were paying and the check-out lady had a wee chuckle at my frantic gestures and scolding as I told the lads NOT to go and teach my students bad words.

With seven of us it didn’t take long to clean up the carnage from the night before – de-nest my lounge and prepare it for breakfast while in the kitchen the dishes were attacked, tea and coffee was made and Isabel Priscilla and Bex took on cooking duty.

We subjected ourselves to ‘The Room’ as the pancakes, eggs and bacon were churned out. I feel the 3.5 rating on IMDB was a little generous. But apparently it was one of those things that you had to see (if it was just to see how bad the movie                                                                                    really was).

Kanmanji
That afternoon Isabel, Bex and I went for a drive into Kisakata, and after google maps decided to take us down a precarious rice paddy road, made it to Kanmanji Temple and the 99 Islands. The Islands were created when Chokai erupted and spat out chucks that landed in the bay and started growing trees. Over the years the sea receded (whether due to earthquake or not I forget) and what is left now is an array of islands in amongst rice paddies. We spent the best part of 2 hours meandering through the allotments and clambering up the islands, experiencing another ‘I’m in Japan’ moment.

The drive home saw our cravings get the better of us and we returned to mine to smash our a dinner of Kiritanpo in my electric cooking pot (which I was ecstatic to discover actually worked). With another week done and dusted, Christmas is creeping closer, and this time next week I will be documenting the adventures of Aunty Lorraine and Sarah who arrive in Akita on Thursday night.